walk in the clouds

What was I thinking about when I bought pants this color and thought I could put them on my ample and bodacious, bountiful, butt?!

Sometimes my head isn't just in the clouds, I walk, I stroll, wallow, in the clouds. Because nobody with a shred of common sense would of bought these pants.

I should just hang a sign on my butt saying, “Look at me! I am the ample, bodacious, bountiful butt! I am the massive hot pink butt from Houston!”

Jeez, what was I thinking?!

Metal studs around the waist no less, jeez what was I thinking?!

Comments

[Harvey]

"what was I thinking"

I think there's a typo in that last word :-)

[Velociman]

Code Pink! Jesus!

[Bou]

Those are Happy Pants!!!!

[Pammy]

Yes, they are absolutely 'happy pants'. Wear 'em, hold your head up high and shake that 'bodacious' butt!

[Marcus]

My mind is saying type it......none of it bad...innuendo tho, purely immature sexual innuendo.