Pounced the Kitties

As I was looking for a nail file in the drawer I saw the can of Pounce Big Guy treats the kitties with occasionally.

Big Guy was standing behind me so I said to him, “You haven’t Pounced the Kitties in a while”.

When I turned around he had this strange look on his face and asked me what I said and when I told, he laughed.

So I asked him what he thought I said.

Big Guy thought he heard, “You haven’t Bounced the Titties in a while.”

Big Guy said he thought it was odd that I would go from one extreme to another.

Sometimes he is such a smart ass.

I think Big Guy needs a hearing aid.

Comments

[GUYK]

Sweetthing allows that I just hear what I want to hear. I told her that it was true-I just blocked out the garbage and heard the important things she was saying-like lunch is ready, do you want to fool around and stuff like that. I love this woman more than life itself but she doesn't appreicate my sense of humor. So it was not much for fooling around for a couple of days.

[Deliverance]

And people actually think it's a man's world. The women are the real rulers of the world and no better way to control men than to tease them. Especially indirectly.

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I don't think he needs a hearing aid, I think he needs to "Pounce the Kitties"