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Damn, Bee. If I were the paranoid type, I would think you're really my wife blogging under a pseudonymn. I hope that's not the case...is it?


Lemme 'splain sumthin. Here's what happened. Like me, most of todays men were tricked into walking to the store, then back home from the store with that HUGE purple box for mom or one of his 4 sisters! The HUGE purple box was so HUGE it did not fit inside of a paper bag, thus, it was carried nekked under my, I mean, an arm, past all my buddies houses, I mean, our friends houses for all to see and snicker. When I found out, I mean, when we found out, what we were toting and WHY.....I, I mean, we determined that all bets were off from then on.
I, I mean we, do not necessarily on purpose spray the toilet lid or seat, but, who's keeping score anyway?
I, I mean we, do beleive, this is some form of affirmative action. Besides, I, I mean we, would prefer instead to shoot an arc offa the back porch or outa the 2nd story window anyway....but y'all took that away from us waay back there.....
"Piss on brothers!"


Well missy, there's many things I'd change about the ole hubby....but one thing I can say is that he sits to do a girlie pee. I don't realize how nice it is until my step sons come over for the weekend and I feel the need to wear waders to walk into the bathroom. My hubby's all MAN...except when he goes to do his #1 duty. oxox


Install a urinal?

Flaming Cheeto

My old man sits for the girlie pee, too. Or he pees in the sink.

Not sure which is worse: man style pee or pee in the sink.


I, of course, have NEVER advocated that a man sit to pee. Ever.


It's the last stand for all things manly. It's the only advantage we have left over y'all. We can stand up to pee. Women squat to pee. We can write our name in the snow. A woman would only succeed in soaking her shoes.

And now you want that tiny edge discounted?? I think not..........I shall pee proudly......and shall do so standing up.


I have a solution for you - make it Big Guy's job to clean the toilet. Then at least he can deal with what he does!


Vman lies!

He has publicly advocated just such behavior on several occasions.

Ali Emami

Now that you talked about that, so let me tell you a fact!
Not bad if you know that in my culture the male people avoid pissing while standing! In my country it's so, as my religion has recommended not to pee while standing, and to do it while sitting or squatting. I know there, they teach the kid when he can stand up, how to pee while standing, but it's not so here. However, I am male and quite healthy, but I don't pee while standing. You should consider that there are many different ways and theologies around the world.

To my own, peeing while standing is a nasty actions, also it does not feet a man's character, that's like you imagine a respectable man standing up still some where, his penis is out and his piss line in front of him! Who made the rule that males MUST stand up while urinating? And don't relate it to the nature, potentially many things are natural as an ability; one can bring it out (gun), aim and kill, but he has choosing power, although he has the ability, but he may not do it if he is sane; one can just bring it out, aim and piss, but does it mean he can not do it in a way but that?

Why stand to pee? Why aim? Aiming is for the time when you are distant to your target and can't be close to it, but when you can be close to it, and if you are sane, you prefer being close to your target than aiming to the target. So sit down and be relax, the name of the place you are doing that in, is rest room! And why you waste your time and energy in cleaning bathrooms? You can save it for more useful affairs by reducing the need of bathroom to be cleaned!

As for those who say "peeing while standing is of a few pleasures of a man!", I should say that a man is more valuable than way of peeing places as his pleasure and property! It does not fit a man to consider that as his worth! Men have more valuable special abilities to be mentioned! And as for those who say "peeing while standing is much easier than doing it while sitting or squatting", I should say that bending over and pulling down pants, and keeping a part of panties down for a while and aim for a while both need an attempt; and the fact that which one is easier for a person depends on habit. The way in which one's habit is based on, is easier for that one, and to which you habit, it will be easier for you! As God has made the ability of peeing while standing easily in guys, it must have an advantage, and yes it has. In men's jobs some times urgent situations happen, and some times they have to do some thing in a short time when the speed is important, and some times men have situations that they can't sit or squat or are in places where sitting or squatting is not easily possible; in such times they can use their ability of peeing while standing easily. But these urgent times just some times happen, not always! So I think there should be a project for men to stop, or to say better, manage peeing while standing. One group are already doing that and their site is: http://www.mapsu.org . As I mentioned, there are some occations when it's needed to pee standing up, then it happens for both men and women! So what should women do? So easy, they can instantly pee standing up using a small device, one is here: http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html .
However, it will be great if the current way of peeing of guys in toilets and bathrooms, in the most parts of the world changes.


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