Quilters are more lusty

As I was making the bed yesterday I was thinking...and no, it didn’t hurt.

Sorry, but that’s a common joke around here. If someone say’s “I was thinking...” we always ask, “Did it hurt?”

But any way’s I was thinking about the people who have only dry clean comforters and such on their beds.

My theory is their sex life must not be too good.

Big Guy and I we make quite a lot of body fluids and stuff. You know what I mean. Sometimes we make it under the covers and sometimes not. But I certainly want washable quilts and cozy blankets on my bed. Things I can wash.

Just cause I want and like to make those body fluids doesn’t mean I want to sleep in or on them until I get to the dry cleaners. That’s just nasty.

So here is my theory, quilters or people who buy washable bed linens are more lusty people than the dry cleaning people. Besides being cleaner too.

Just my theory anyways.