What was I thinking about when I bought pants this color and thought I could put them on my ample and bodacious, bountiful, butt?!
Sometimes my head isn't just in the clouds, I walk, I stroll, wallow, in the clouds. Because nobody with a shred of common sense would of bought these pants.
I should just hang a sign on my butt saying, “Look at me! I am the ample, bodacious, bountiful butt! I am the massive hot pink butt from Houston!”
Jeez, what was I thinking?!
Metal studs around the waist no less, jeez what was I thinking?!