Friday I was at a location and the manager asked if he could speak to me a minute. Sure I said, and then he asked me in his office.
Asshole said some of his employees had complained about me, chicken shit kind of stuff in my eyes. They were the kind of complaints that a top manager shouldn’t of listened to and also should never of been repeated to me.
I know why he listened and I know why he told me. It’s because I had turned in a report on his work and his employee’s work that was critical.
Then he told me not to tell Boss about our little talk and I told him I couldn’t do that. Bastard should have asked me that first because I might of agreed just to hear what he had to say. Stupid asshole.
But here is the part that tells me that there is a God and he is just.
This manager had a big old white nasty booger hanging out of his nose the entire time he was talking to me.
Now before he started trying to manipulate me, to make me feel bad or less, or whatever, I was going to tell him. Really I would have, I was all set to tell him until he started talking. Afterwards there was no way in hell I would have told him. No friggin way I would of told him then.
Ok, Ok, truth is I wouldn't of told him about his booger, ever. I can't stand the sob and it gave me sick pleasure to see that booger hanging out of his nose.
What is even more delicious about this was that there was a meeting after we spoke and there was his booger hanging out for everyone to see. Just hanging there, slightly jiggling, a kind of an inhale but mostly exhale kind of thing going on also, grossing everyone out. Nobody told that asshole about that booger. We all stared at it throughout the meeting.
When I called Boss after the meeting and told him what happened we laughed and laughed.
Sometimes life is good, especially when payback is right in front of me. Don’t you just love this kind of stuff?
ATTA GIRL! LOL
Posted by: livey | August 08, 2005 at 04:20 PM