SpeedoMan returns

The weather has warmed up enough for my friend SpeedoMan to make his appearance. He caught me outside yesterday and said that he really would like to do a vegetable garden for me this year.

Of course I kept saying no, no, that’s all right, I think I’ll skip this year, I have had a lot on my mind and right now I just don’t have the time.

But I wasn’t able to talk him out of it. So today he’ll be in my backyard rooting away.

My Grandma always said aggravation would make you live longer. If this guy keeps living by me just think of the years of aggravation he is adding to me life.

I’m doomed.

If SpeedoMan twitches one booby at me I know I'll understand what hell is all about. I'm doomed I tell ya, I'm doomed.

If you really want to know more about SpeedoMan go read the category about him to the left, he leaves me in a weak state, too weary, to link to my past posts about him.